Welcome to our current production
Sex Cells
By Anna Longaretti
In a busy call centre, the four female employees of Aphrodite, a sex toy manufacturer, take telephone orders. Beneath the cheerful customer service and easy banter, however, these very different women nurse their own desires and disappointments.
Sylvie is desperate to have a baby, but her singleminded approach is taking its toll on her marriage and causing friction with the her co-workers.
With five children, Janice rarely finds time for herself or her husband.
Tiffany is young and single, looking for ‘the one’, but wary of sacrificing her independence.
Star employee Lily, meanwhile, is stuck in a loveless marriage and estranged from her son, but buries her pain in wisecracks and work.
Their gentle and innocent manager Mr Causeway attempts to diffuse the tension between his staff while suppressing a longstanding crush on the oblivious Lily.
Sex Cells is a poignant play about motherhood, friendship, love and loss.
Tickets will be on sale from 1st July 2025.
Doors open at 7pm and will close at 7.40pm (5 minutes before the performance starts).
Refreshments are sold via our self run bar (Cash or Card accepted).
| September 2025 | Tickets | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thursday 18 | 7.45pm | £10.00 Adults | ||
| Friday 19 | 7.45pm | £9.00 Concessions | ||
| Saturday 20 | 7:45pm | (TicketSource fee applies) | ||
Venue
Progress Hall, Admiral Seymour Road, Eltham, London SE9 1SL