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Season’s Greetings

By Alan Ayckbourn

A family gathering beginning on Christmas Eve. What could possibly go wromg?

While Uncle Harvey and Dr. Bernard are arguing about the violence on TV, Neville and Eddie are occupied with remote controlled Christmas lights; all the time ignoring their wives.

After a drunken game of snakes and ladders, infidelities arise between Clive and Belinda with a secret liaison under the Christmas tree, but when a toy laughing monkey is accidentally set off the whole house is suddenly awoken.

On Boxing Day, after Bernard has only performed two of the sixteen scenes of his puppet show, Harvey has had enough and grabs the puppets destroying them in the process.

On the 27th, Clive tries to sneak off first thing in the morning but mistaking him for an intruder uncle Harvey shoots him, and Dr. Bernard incompetently pronounces him dead.

July 2022       Tickets
Thursday 14 7.30pm £9.00 Adults
Friday 15 7.30pm £8.00 Concessions
Saturday 16 7:30pm (TicketSource fee applies)

Progress Hall, Admiral Seymour Road, Eltham, London SE9 1SL